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Survival expert John Hudson creates a makeshift stove using an army helmet, sand and some hand lotion. The stove is very similar to the WWII "Benghazi boiler."

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John Makes a Benghazi Boiler

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Jake Zweig dissects the highs and lows of his Icelandic adventure. Go behind the scenes with the Dudes - Terry Schappert, Jake Zweig, John Hudson and Matt Graham.

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Jake Zweig Aftershow

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John Hudson revisits his adventures in the slot canyons of Utah. Go behind the scenes with the Dudes - Terry Schappert, Jake Zweig, John Hudson and Matt Graham.

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John Hudson's Utah Aftershow

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Stranded in the mazelike slot canyons of Utah, John Hudson settles in for the night with a hot can of delicious sock tea made from his own sweat.

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John Hudson Makes Sock Tea

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Matt Graham relives his Arctic Finland adventure. Go behind the scenes with Executive Producer Julie Meisner Eagle and the Dudes.

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Matt Graham's Finland Aftershow

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A starving Matt Graham can't find anything to hunt so he chows down on... a pine tree? In fact, the white inner core is edible and can keep a person alive in a pinch.

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Matt Graham Eats Pine Tree Bark

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After creating shelter, John Hudson starts a fire with a tube of lipstick. How? Lipstick contains petroleum, which is flammable.

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John Makes Fire With Lipstick

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Walking under an overcast sky, John Hudson uses a magnetized needle to point in the direction he wants to head: south.

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John Turns Needle Into Compass

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In this bonus scene, Green Beret Terry Schappert tests out a makeshift raft that he built on the island. Will it float?

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Will Terry's Raft Float?

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In this bonus scene, former Navy SEAL Jake Zweig breaks his knife trying to make firewood. Fortunately, he has a couple of spares.

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Jake Makes Firewood

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Matt Graham found Costa Rica to be far from a tropical paradise. Go behind the scenes with Executive Producer Julie Meisner Eagle and all the dudes to find out how things really went down.

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Matt Graham Aftershow

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In this bonus scene, Matt Graham and Jake Zweig square off. Is Matt better with the atlatl than Jake is with his bow and arrow?

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Matt's Atlatl vs. Jake's Bow and Arrow

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John Hudson wakes up in the freezing cold Alaskan wilderness after a snowstorm and decides to brew a cup of tea.

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John Brews Tea in the Wilderness

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John Hudson relives his harrowing adventure in Alaska during a snowstorm. Go behind the scenes with Executive Producer Julie Meisner Eagle and all the dudes to find out how things really went down.

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John Hudson Aftershow

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In this bonus scene, Matt Graham takes a refreshing swim in a pond below a waterfall before he heads off into the unforgiving jungles of Costa Rica.

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Matt Graham Takes a Swim

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In this bonus scene, Jake Zweig, his giant pink teddy bear slung over his back, march through the icy Central Highlands of Iceland.

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Jake's Giant Pink Teddy Bear

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Casey becomes so desperate for nutrients while surviving in the Canadian Rockies that he turns towards a very odd food source.

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Poop's on the Menu

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In this bonus scene, a weakened Jake underestimates a giant grasshopper when hunting for food in the Namib desert.

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Fooled by a Grasshopper

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Chris Swanda bragged about being able to handle the game better than the Dudes, so they decide to ambush him when he's least expecting it.

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It's Time to Play

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Terry, Jake, and Chris compete in a log splitting competition - the Dude who can split three logs in a row wins!

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Old Fashioned Log Splittin' Competition

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A severely dehydrated Jake manages to create a way to distill drinkable water while surviving in the Namib desert.

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In Desperate Need of Water

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Jake Zweig, a former Navy SEAL, is currently a university Linebacker and Special Teams coach. A self-described redneck, Jake combines a passion for the outdoors with legendarily SEAL survival training.

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Meet Jake Zweig

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Matt, a Primitive Skills Expert and Guide, is the Stone Age "shaman" of this gang and easily the most experienced at truly living off the land. He spends six months a year solo in the wilds of southern Utah.

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Meet Matt Graham

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John Hudson, a former helicopter pilot for the British Royal Air Force, trains the instructors for the RAF Advanced Survival training course; skilled in jungle survival, John has trained both British soldiers and allies.

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Meet John Hudson

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In this bonus scene, the Dudes compare the "caveman" vs. military schools of thought when it comes to survival techniques.

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Caveman vs. Military Survival

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Former Navy SEAL Jake Zweig may prefer an AK-47 for protection, but primitive survival expert Matt prefers his quiet (but deadly) atlatl.

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Matt's Atlatl vs. Jake's AK-47

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After creating shelter, John Hudson starts a fire with a tube of lipstick. How? Lipstick contains petroleum, which is flammable.

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John Makes Fire With Lipstick

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John Hudson wakes up in the freezing cold Alaskan wilderness after a snowstorm and decides to brew a cup of tea.

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John Brews Tea in the Wilderness

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Walking under an overcast sky, John Hudson uses a magnetized needle to point in the direction he wants to head: south.

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John Turns Needle Into Compass

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Matt Graham goes to sleep on the ground in the jungles of Costa Rica and wakes up with ticks crawling all over his body.

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Ticks Crawl All Over Matt

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In this bonus scene, Matt Graham takes a refreshing swim in a pond below a waterfall before he heads off into the unforgiving jungles of Costa Rica.

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Matt Graham Takes a Swim

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Matt decides to make the most out of his bow and arrow (and steak sauce!) while trying to survive in Tanzania.

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Matt's on the Hunt

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